Monday, September 11, 2006
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I've told a cop to piss off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. [HAHAHAHAHAH XP]
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk
[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[x] I accidently break a lot of things...
[x] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[ ] I move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Now multiply by what you got by 3, and you get your percentage.
17 x 3 = 51%
im 51% stupid. 0.0
hahaha. so dumb. xD but so fun =D
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